August 2011
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Talking Halloween costumes already.
vladimirblue:
Get on board.
I was on Ebay JUST yesterday looking up one to buy lol
June 2011
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April 2011
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Modeling.
miguelofthedark:
hellosassy:
expert:
rookie:
me:
LIKE A BOSS
Hahahahaha!!! YES!!
[ A+ for effort to the first model btw! lol ]
July 2010
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Help me crack this Jersey Shore code?
So the new Jersey Shore commercial on MTV says GTL>FLA. Can someone tell me what that means? Apparently I’m the only person whose never seen the show… all I know about it is that Snookie got ChrisBrown’ed in a club lol
June 2010
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Really England?? Smh.
Ugh, so glad I’m not there right now. My families are probably having a mass heart attack. Oh well England… guess we’ll have to join the USA and watch the World Cup from our living rooms!
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May 2010
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“How about an automobile that runs on ocean water so that when the ocean water...”
– Amir Blumenfeld
April 2010
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March 2010
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Wow, what an idiot.. give her a fish tank.
theyahooanswers:
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“He must have been the last one to figure this out.”
– Yahoo news comment on Ricky Martin announcing that he’s gay.
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February 2010
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Epic Beer Belly WIN.
According to a UK paper, Snaz Martin, a local pub boss was stabbed with a three inch blade when he told a patron to leave the knife outside. When he was rushed to the hospital, he was told that the only thing that saved him from certain death was his fat beer belly.
Apparently the fat he had was enough to protect his vital organs from being shanked to pieces… you can read the whole article...
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2 guys that passed by my friend's table:
Guy 1: "...you should feel my muscles though. They're getting huge."
Guy 2: **feels other guy's arm** "Damn dude! I wish mine felt like that!"
I'M SO EXCITED FOR VLADIMIRBLUE!!!
Congratulations!!! You’re gonna be great!!!
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Roommate is snoring;
I’m awake early to study a bit more for my spanish exam and the roommate is snoring. Lame. I kinda want to drop something really heavy on the floor and then act completely normal and go right back to my studying so that she doesn’t know what woke her up.
*sigh* ….counting down the days till i’m free from dorm life.
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Dear T-Mobile, for your crappy service I am...
So I wrote a txt message about my roommate that was NOT meant for her to see, but when I went to send it I accidentally selected her name instead of my friend’s and pressed send before I realized my mistake!
So there she is still sleeping like 3 ft away from me ( @ 3 in the afternoon mind you -_- ) and I start cursing to myself and trying to cancel the sending.
LUCKILY, there was no...
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“A lion would never cheat on its mate but a Tiger Wood.”
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“Every morning in Africa, a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than...”
Accidentally ate the apple sticker, again.
noris512:
britishisbetter:
Whose genius idea was it to put tiny plastic stickers on edible fruits anyways?! I feel like Chucky and the watermelon seed…
Haha. Oh I miss you Riesa I really do :D When are you gonna come visit me and Danny hmm hmm hmmmmm?!
As soon as I get a car that’s actually reliable to me : P Lol and i miss you too noris… you have no idea! But hey,...
Accidentally ate the apple sticker, again.
Whose genius idea was it to put tiny plastic stickers on edible fruits anyways?! I feel like Chucky and the watermelon seed…
The Metamorphosis = Amazing
luckyjake:
It’s a must read.
Omgsh Jake, can I just say that I absolutely LOVED that book?! I have a question about the ending though that no one’s been able to explain to me but I don’t want to ask you right now in case I spoil it for someone lol but anywho i’m glad you enjoyed it! it’s great isn’t it?! : )
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Ohhh! It's Doppelganger Week...earlier problem...
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Did I miss something???
Has anyone else noticed the massive amount of celebrity photos as FB default pics in the last couple days? I’m guessing it has to do with look-a-likes, but why is EVERYONE doing it all of a sudden? Is there a specific reason because I feel like i’ve missed out on some very important announcement or something…?
: /
Either way…it’s fun seeing some people who think...
January 2010
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Smallville starts again tomorrow at 8:00pm EST
(via fuckyeahsmallville)
YAY! Supernatural’s already back and Smallville’s about to be back! My life is almost complete! What more could I ask for?! …Besides more Glee of course! :D
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Dear fellow library-computer-neighbor person,
I know that we’re both trying to get our work done as fast as possible, but just because you can touch type doesn’t give you the right to slam down on every single key like you’re a classical pianist or trying to squash a giant roach or something. It’s REALLY annoying to the rest of us.
XOXO Riesa
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Thank you Zak.
juhnetika:
dannytheman-e:
luckyjake:
Kyle, my extraordinarily gay roommate, walks through the living room and Zak says:
“Oh man! I’m on fire. I never thought I’d see someone so gay.”
Kyle is an ass so I appreciate this.
i dont get it.
but whatevs.
As in “flaming”, Danty.
Zak was on fire because of the flames coming off of Kyle.
-__-
It’s not funny when you have to explain it.
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Dinner's On Me
One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed by the sight, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man, “Why are you eating grass?
“We don’t have any money for food,” the poor man replied. “We have to eat grass.”
“Well, then, you can come...
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Goodnight Tumblrs.
I guess I’ll try to fall asleep now so I can wake up for my 9:30 Human Communication class and be at least somewhat coherent for the lecture. Key word being T-R-Y.
Sweet dreams.