December 2009
10 posts
fuckyeahslightlyamusing:
“Seriously. Jesus started the whole “wait three days” thing. He waited THREE days to come back to life. It was perfect! If he had only waited ONE day, a lot of people wouldn’t have even heard that he died. They’d be all, “Hey Jesus, what up?” and Jesus would probably be like, “What up? I DIED yesterday!” and then they’d be all, “Uhh, you look pretty alive to me, dude…”...
Hope Taylor Lautner doesn't bomb on SNL tonight :/
txtsfrmlstnght:
(716): People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, “fire depart!” They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Bahahahaha!! Totally sounds like something my friends would do!!
Morning.
“I woke up early one morning. The earth lay cool and still.
When suddenly a tiny bird perched on my window sill.
It sang a song so lovely, so carefree and gay
that slowly all my troubles began to slip away.
It sang of far-off places. Of laughter and of fun.
It seemed it’s very trilling brought up the morning sun.
I stirred beneath the covers, crept slowly out of bed
then gently...
“New flavor of Gatorade…Tebow Tears, its delicious.”
– Brandon Byram
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Dear Roommate,
There’s this wicked cool new invention out. You won’t believe this but it can transmit sound waves through a wire and put it right into your ear! Awesome right?! They call them headphones. BUY SOME.