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According to a UK paper,  Snaz Martin, a local pub boss was stabbed with a three inch blade when he told a patron to leave the knife outside. When he was rushed to the hospital, he was told that the only thing that saved him from certain death was his fat beer belly.

Apparently the fat he had was enough to protect his vital organs from being shanked to pieces… you can read the whole article here.